Movies: Will Norris

James Bond, 007, is aboard a luxury cruise liner in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. A beautiful woman, Crème Brûlée, gives him a disk holding information of grave importance. Moments later Bond is dead. The only clue; a sparkly thong around his neck...

After years of being pushed to the edge by vile customers, a pub landlord finally snaps and starts exacting his revenge - just as romance starts to blossom with the new barmaid....